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Joke of the Day

"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."

"I broke up with her... Her name was ""anti gravity"" and she would never ""go down"" on me."

"opinion - 3.14 = onion"

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+S"

"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"

"studies show.... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"Do not apologize for your dog coming up to me because this is exactly what I wanted"

"Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position."

"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Irish Jew, Amalie. Amalie who? Irish Jew Amalie-Christmas "