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Joke of the Day

"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."

"DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven't gone off in years"

"I Don't like racist jokes... ...because I don't appreciate black humour."

"Two cows and a cat were going on a trip. Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat? Cow B: The cattle go this way, we shall go the udder way."

"What do you call a fish without any eyes? Boneless chicken"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !"

"My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie."

"Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up"

"""How did your grammar competition go?"" I losed"

"My life coach told me I was going to be traded at the end of the year."