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Joke of the Day

"Before we talk about this very complicated topic, you should know that I read several sentences about it in an article once."

"If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss"

"I stayed at my girlfriends house the other day but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together Which was a shame because he's really fit"

"Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire."

"Where do pigs park their cars? A porking lot."

"YOU'LL GO BLIND When we were young teens, we were told not to masturbate or you'll go blind. I always thought that was a joke until I heard about what happened to Bill Cosby"

"I'm ""the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room"" years old"

"My girlfriend used to do flashy shows on a chair for me. It was electrical."

"Why don't Gingers go to the dentist? They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis."

"[NSFW] 3 people having se... 3 people having sex is called threesome 2 people having sex is called twosome So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', dont take it as a compliment!"