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Joke of the Day
"Why don't I take my guinea pigs on walksies It's hard on my cavies"
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"I really love Bruce Willis. I have all of his movies, hundreds of posters, and multiple autographs You might say that I'm a die-hard fan"
"Have you ever been to a Native American orgy? It's fucking intense man!"
"What do you call a former lacrosse player? Ex Lax."
"Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics? Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US."
"I went to Africa and spoke with the people there... It just clicked."
"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."
"The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren't me."
"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society."
"What is it called when a Jewish woman ovulates? An Eggsodus."