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Joke of the Day

"Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage"

"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens."

"Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!"

"Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human."

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Open the door! I'm the pilot."

"Halloween Dress Code: Men: super hero, monster, funny thing, famous people. Women: super whore, monster whore, funny whore, famous whore"

"We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes. His hands are too small to push the button."

"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"

"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"A man walks into a bar That doesn't make cent"