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Joke of the Day

"Any time you see a mass suicide case on the news, you can pretty much assume the assembly of an IKEA product was the cause."

"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic man? He lies awake all night wondering if there's a Dog."

"How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ? Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end."

"There's no human I hate more than the attendant in the bathroom at bars. Bro, I can handle this portion of my day ASSISTANCE FREE."

"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""

"A trailer in a movie theater ended with ""November 20th"" and a guy loudly said, ""thats my birthday"" and a random guy said ""happy birthday"""

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"

"When life gave them lemons, the people at countrytime still decided to make artificial bullshit instead of actual lemonade."

"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."

"I really wanted to remarry the woman I divorced a year ago, but she said I was only after my money."