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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The butcher didn't finish the job."
Next Joke
"What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin."
"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."
"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."
"My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 am. 2:30! Luckily I was still up playing my drums."
"American Top Gear"
"Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!"
"Tonight's Menu: Gourmet pork blend sausage with organic tomato reduction, served on warm split bread rolls. AKA: Hot dogs with ketchup."
"What's the point of going to somebodys funeral? It's not like they are coming to yours."
"Wanna know why santa doesn't have any children It's because he cums once a year and its down your chimney"