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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The butcher didn't finish the job."
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"Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl. So we converted to Islam."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man ""How do you breath through that thing?!"""
"Sure Hillary sucks... ...Just not as much as Monica."
"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."
"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."
"What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !"
"I think I just passed a Pussy Willow. I couldn't see clearly because there was a big bush in front of it."
"When a pregnant woman swims she is literally a human submarine."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out."