193385

Joke of the Day

"Drops empty vodka bottles in all the neighbor's recycling bins. So the garbage men don't think it's just me."

"Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda. You look stupid and you get nothing out of it."

"What do gay horses eat? Heeeeeyyyyyyy"

"What's the most consumed beverage by Syrians? Saltwater."

"If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff."

"What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver? Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old...."

"Why can't mexicans pass the border in groups of three? Because there's a sign that says No Tres-passing"

"My uncle went on holiday to Ireland, but didn't have enough time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"

"the best thing about hair glitter is that you don't have to use it"

"The best part about being single is only having to say ""I'm sorry"" to the dog."