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Joke of the Day

"TIL people STILL tell Chuck Norris Jokes! And that when Alexander Bell first invented the phone, he found 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts."

"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"

"What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape."

"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking? Because it was making him moody."

"The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father."

"What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?"

"I'm not the kind of guy to distance myself from anything... Far from it."

"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"

"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"