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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favourite drink? A white Russian."
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"Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed."
"Whats the most slippery country? Greece."
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"How do you view lesbian relationships? 1080p"
"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"
"What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap? You did that on porpoise"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."
"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."
"(Waiter) ""What can I get you sir?"" (Gastronomist) ""Something with a simpler plot."""