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Joke of the Day

"I was once called a racist for saying black paint Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""

"What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch? A MANDATE *snicker*"

"How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb? At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit."

"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses around."

"How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrewed it."

"I love people. However, most of them are fictional characters."

"Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably ""bladed"" here from 1991."

"Height of Misunderstanding Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is Punishing him..."

"And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in ""Bath Time""."

"Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT FUEL OXYGEN or the CHIEF!"