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Joke of the Day

"I was once called a racist for saying black paint Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""

"Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash. Told her I didn't know her sister needed a ride home. I'm bleeding. Call 911"

"What If When You Die They Ask You ""How Was Heaven?"""

"I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for woman."

"Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment."

"Help I'm addicted to skin I can't stop wearing it!"

"What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs."

"It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. It's really easy being poor now."

"""I wish I could answer phone calls with my Walkman."" -Steve Jobs in the 80's"

"Stop making jokes about noses It snot funny"