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Joke of the Day
"""I wish I could answer phone calls with my Walkman."" -Steve Jobs in the 80's"
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"He's as sharp as a bowling ball."
"I once sent nude pictures to everyone in my contacts list. Not only was it embarrassing... It cost me a fortune in stamps."
"I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else"
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"Why do trees die? They become board."
"My grandma told my 25 year old cousin that she has finally gotten used to his beard... He agreed. ""Yeah, it has really grown on me."""
"In Russia, we get reddit banned! Cause you know.... the recent ban on reddit."
"Encyclopedias are just ghetto Google."