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Joke of the Day
"Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment."
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"What's the hardest about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in..."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? [NSFW? ] It depends on how hard you throw them."
"This sub Reddit is like rain on a mountain We don't know where it's going but it's going downhill fucking fast"
"I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else"
"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."
"A sad time in a dad's life is when your son finally dunks on you so you have to cut his hamstring while he sleeps so he can't do it again"
"DOCTOR: a new study says the meds ur on cause hallucinations ME: oh LARGE MENACING CACTUS THAT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE: was it peer reviewed?"
"[First Date] Him: Great dress. Me: Oh, this? *flips hair* *twirls* *skirt flares* *foot catches* *face plants* Him: Me: Hey! Come back!"
"As we develop robots, we should make them out of pretzels or cotton candy that way if they become self aware we could just eat them"