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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs."
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"Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies"
"I hate when people kick my cats! It really hurts my felines."
"What's the difference between a gay and a microwave.... You can't brown a sausage in a microwave"
"Someone fell asleep next to me on the bus so I'm drawing penises on their forehead. Let this be a warning to all sleepy toddlers out there."
"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z"
"wife: YOU changed the sheets?! [flashback to me eating nachos in bed after she told me not to and getting cheese everywhere] me: Surprise!"
"There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?"
"What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony? You may fist the bride"