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Joke of the Day
"I met a Russian homosexual today His name was sir gay"
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"Christmas gift Mom walks to her son ""Johnny, what would you like for Christmas - a brother or a sister?"" she asks ""Well, I'd like a sled, but I don't know if your vagina can handle that."" he replies."
"A college in Boston is offering a major in comedy... One student commented, ""I think I have a future in this. Every time I tell someone what I'm studying, they laugh."""
"Q: What's a little quicker than a shark? A: The Little Mermaid on her period."
"I dated a half Asian girl Her mom was Korean Her dad was Korean Her legs got ripped off in the car accident."
"How do doctors treat mesothelioma? Asbestos they can."
"An undertaker says to a bereaved husband When did you realise your wife was dead?' Well,' he replies, the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up...' from Internet."
"Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product."
"Whenever I start telling a procrastination joke, it's more satisfying to tell a deadpan one instead."
"How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying."