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Joke of the Day

"I dated a half Asian girl Her mom was Korean Her dad was Korean Her legs got ripped off in the car accident."

"Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house? They don't like rich people in Robin's hood"

"Tequila everyday keeps sobriety away"

"Mrs. Claus gave birth on the 24th of December I guess you could say Santa came early this year."

"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."

"Dad, I'm cold.. Dad : Go stand in the corner son. Son: why? Dad: because its 90 degrees"

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? dust funnies"

"""Hey Siri, what's your favorite 'Friends' quote?"" ""I'm very bendy"""

"What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews? /r/news"

"So I accidentally called my teacher 'mommy' yesterday... Now she knows exactly what kind of porn I'm into."