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Joke of the Day
"What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms"
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"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"
"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"
"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."
"I'd make an excellent cavewoman because I can finger paint and light fires."
"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"
"Let's be honest... Finn was a little bit on the Dark side..."
"Why are most selfies taken in the bathroom? Cause that's where the shit belongs"
"Did you hear the one about Make-A-Wish foundation giving concert tickets to the little deaf boy? Neither did he."
"How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian."