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"Let's be honest... Finn was a little bit on the Dark side..."
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"Why is it called PMS'ing? Mad cow disease was already taken."
"My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework... ... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive."
"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."
"Frederick Fox, hatmaker for the British Royalty, died today. He was one in a milliner."
"What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails? They're just alternate fax."
"What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common? Long sleeves."
"How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin."
"I'm thinking of getting a tribal tattoo to express my individuality."
"step 1. log onto instagram step 2. find wedding day hashtags, ex. ""SmithWedding2014"" step 3. use hashtag step 4. post pictures of yaks"