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Joke of the Day

"How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian."

"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots."

"Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show. ""That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."""

"After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany, ""Kindergarten"" takes on a new, darker meaning."

"I bought a fleshlight today My masturbation has gotten out of hand"

"Boyfriend rushes home: Pack your bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crores in a lottery. Girl Friend: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland? Boyfriend: Who Cares? You just pack your bag & GET LOST!!!"

"ME: long time no see! I heard you're a doctor FRIEND: I am. what do you do now? ME: [glances down at open twitter app] I'm a writer"

"Did you guys hear the one where the Imam joins the priest and rabbi walking into the bar? That's because muslims can't drink."

"Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points on their hats"

"Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? Yeah, I reddit.."