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Joke of the Day

"Why are most selfies taken in the bathroom? Cause that's where the shit belongs"

"The Cleveland Browns Title says it all"

"Fred has 3 red balls and 5 blue balls in a bag. How many balls does Fred have? 10."

"Is that a noose necklace? That's knot cool."

"If you lower your expectations, you can never be disappointed... Lower them too far, and you'll end up in line for the new iPhone."

"Q: Why are ghouls green? A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills."

"What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!"

"If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?"

"What do you call a Cuban Atheist? Infidel Castro."

"A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain."