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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor? He had only one eye, but two pupils!"

"Why doesn't the man with an extra penis have any friends? He's too cocky."

"How do you know you're at a gay picnic? All the hotdogs taste like shit. Ba-dum-tsss."

"Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game? Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry"

"What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!"

"Technical truths: according to chemistry, alcohol actually is a solution!!"

"My coworker said my clothes looked gay. I responded with ""Well they did come out of the closet today."""

"What's your favourite colour? I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue."

"Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza"