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Joke of the Day

"Whats The Difference Between A Pick-Pocketer And A Peeping Tom? One snatches watches, and the other watches snatches!"

"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."

"Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded"

"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."

"What do you call a french guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop"

"Oh, I just love it when people are being sarcastic. That's just really great. Thanks a lot."

"Sooner or later Rockstar is going to make a GTA that features every possible human action you can do and then the world will implode."

"So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club."

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"

"In space, nobody can hear you scream for ice cream. So remember, before trips to colonize the galaxy bring your Ben & Jerrys."