192113

Joke of the Day

"Oh, I just love it when people are being sarcastic. That's just really great. Thanks a lot."

"*tear runs down cheek ""Why are all these people dead on the inside?"" ""Sir, this is a morgue."""

"son, you don't need to close your eyes, it's just a movie. the killer from the movie can still get you even if you're not watching it"

"Surprise your wife today. Sell all her shoes and buy something nice for yourself."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. 19 years old & full of coke.."

"BEST JOKE EVER Just a corny joke I though off. Hope it brings a smile to your day (: Why was Justin Biber in Frozen? Cuz aparently he likes ""snow""."

"New Knock-Knock joke? Child: Knock Knock Grandmother: Who's there? Child: [Insert Name] Grandmother: [Insert Name] who? Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's! Yes? No?"

"Trump is supporting the minorities The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming."

"If life gives you melons... Check for dyslexia"

"What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? I don't *have* lobsters!"