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Joke of the Day

"Are people with OCD upset that those letters aren't in alphabetical order?"

"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!"

"A new zoo opened up in my town, but it only has one dog. It's a shih tzu"

"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."

"I entered an astronomy competition the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize "

"Neckbeard goes to the doctor, feeling abnormal. He had a ma'lady."

"Men: Don't lie to your woman, she'll catch you. Don't tell her the truth, she'll be pissed. Just pray for a brick to fall on your head."

"So I heard that Israel recently passed a law to cap banker's salaries... It'll be repealed within 8 to 9 days."

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag."

"My company uses salt water to solve any problem. We are called Saline Solutions."