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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag."

"My girlfriend and I met at our office outside the bathroom... Now we tell others we met on PeeHarmony."

"Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft"

"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism."

"If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail."

"What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice? ""REPOST!"""

"How long can a frog hold its breath underwater? Until it croaks..."

"Three men walk into a bar, what's missing? The joke! Usually one would introduce this one with: ""I'm gonna tell you a joke"" - but since we are in /r/jokes here, the setup should be ok."

"Why can't you starve in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."

"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!"