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Joke of the Day
"Neckbeard goes to the doctor, feeling abnormal. He had a ma'lady."
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"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows"
"""You know what, that's some ?.."" ""Calm down you're being irrational right now."""
"One blonde says to the another: ""Hey, let's yell simultaneously! 3, 2, 1 ""SIMULTANEOUSLY!! SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!"""
"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""UCK""? ""Firetruck"" ...What were you thinking? What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""ORN""? ""Popcorn"" ..What were you thinking?"
"It's weird how after they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together the King's men were like ""Let's give the horses a shot at it"""
"I just remembered the fuck outta The Alamo."
"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."
"I like my coffee like I like my woman... No pubic hair."
"Today is Steve Irwin day... Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart."