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Joke of the Day

"So I heard that Israel recently passed a law to cap banker's salaries... It'll be repealed within 8 to 9 days."

"Wrapping gifts and one kid has more than the other so to even it up I hope she likes this bag of potatoes."

"Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face"

"What smells better than it taste? A nose"

"If you have to ask if something is racist, it's probably racist. If you insist something you've said is not racist, it's probably racist."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN"

"I knew the Psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check"

"What's big, black, and explodes when shaken? A COKe bottle."

"Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless.... It's Chris Hansen."

"They used to laugh whenever I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"