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Joke of the Day

"So I heard that Israel recently passed a law to cap banker's salaries... It'll be repealed within 8 to 9 days."

"What do you call a bad joke about prostitutes? Whorrible."

"If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too."

"I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, ""Should I help?"" Then I thought, ""No...6 should be enough."""

"I seasoned my beef with too much salt I'm salty."

"I recently got a job in the fast food industry, changed my name to Fedora Everyone tips fedora!"

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched that way."

"What did the cake say to the Pie? ""That's sweet, ain't it?"""

"How does Furious 7 end? Paul Walker dies."

"Today my girlfriend left me Because I have a Linkin Park obsession... ...But in the end it doesnt even matter..."