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Joke of the Day

"I entered an astronomy competition the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize "

"I have sex almost every day. Today I almost had sex, yesterday I almost had sex..."

"What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years? You haven't AG-ed a bit."

"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny they just don't work."

"Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?"

"Is there something I can hang around my neck to show that I'm a big fan of crucifixions?"

"Levi's commercial idea. A man lay dead on the ground. Another man stands over him. The camera pushes in slowly on the killer's face. Levi's"

"Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!"

"Recently asked my North Korean buddy how it was over there... He said he couldn't complain."

"Robocop: I am Robotcop Criminal: You don't say the t you robo moron R: [visibly confused] Pu down he gun you are under arres"