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Joke of the Day
"A new zoo opened up in my town, but it only has one dog. It's a shih tzu"
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"Joke Request: I would like someone to share an anatomy joke Come on, Humerus"
"Japanese soccer. 'Murica, fuck yeah!"
"Damn girl are you the gulf of mexico? Cuz I would drill that and make a mess"
"What should I buy for dinner? I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke."
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"
"What's the stupidest animal in the Jungle? A Polar Bear"
"There's no way smoking meth is as addictive or stressful as watching Breaking Bad."
"Fella goes to the house of ill repute. Lady meets him at the door and he asks ""how much""? ""$25"" she sezs. ""You gotta be putting me on"", sez Fella. ""No, that's another $5"" sez Lady."
"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."