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"My **** is like a bronze medal... Everyone gets it, no one wants it"
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"I tried to give myself a sex change But I just couldn't pull it off. Credit to Rohan Ganju a young upcoming Australian comedian."
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, ""My Blue Heaven"""
"Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out."
"Due to the rise of suspicious clown activity, Party City has removed all associated costumes from its' shelves... ... Clinton and Trump are furious."
"My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches."
"The other day I wrote a post about muslims It blew up!"
"What's the best thing about having Parkinson's? Never having to buy another electric toothbrush."
"What game do lesbians like to play? Clash of Clams"
"Jesus dropped his cross for the 3rd time, and Simon of Cyrene said to him: ""Do you even lift bro?"""