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Joke of the Day
"The other day I wrote a post about muslims It blew up!"
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"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"
"What bounces and makes little children cry? My donation check to Feed the Children!"
"My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead, I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me..."
"Girl: AH COO!! Man: Bless you. Girl: AH COO!! Man: Squared"
"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."
"Knock Knock... Whos there? John. John who? *John begins to weep as he realizes his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a level where she no longer remembers his name.*"
"What do you call a thousand terabytes of child porn? A pedobyte."
"How does Shrek describe his sex with Fiona? Medi-Ogre"
"George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant."