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Joke of the Day

"Jesus dropped his cross for the 3rd time, and Simon of Cyrene said to him: ""Do you even lift bro?"""

"[approaches parent with child on a leash] ""Mind if I pet your dog?"" Hey that's my son! ""Oh my bad. Mind if I pet your son?"""

"There's both a McDonald's and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart. Circle of life."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!"

"What is the longest word? Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's"

"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the Negav desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this jew labor genie here"

"Q: ""What has an IQ of 42?"" A: ""40 Marines plus their lieutenant"""

"I tried to join the local hide and seek club today But I couldn't find them"

"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."

"*Snoop walks into a classroom* Snoop: Tell me about the Big Bong Theory Teacher: It's the Big Bang Theory *Snoops walks out disappointed*"