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Joke of the Day
"How many Italians can you fit in a bathtub? Don'tworryaboutit."
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"Can Mississippi wear Delaware's New Jersey? I don't know but Alaska."
"What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son."
"Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night"
"A man returns to his chiropractor ""Back again?"""
"Don't ask me if I have a safety pin if you're going to look at me all weird when I pull one out of my pocket and hand it to you."
"Flirt with him. Drop down and pick up your asthma inhaler. Look back, readjust your glasses."
"What's 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."
"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""
"I'm sick of pretending. I'm ready to tend!"