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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son."
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"My girlfriend has really changed since she became a vegetarian... ...sometimes I feel like I've never seen herbefore."
"Did you hear about that guy named Reginald who often visited his local supermarket? Indeed, he was a **reg**ular customer."
"An Irish man left the bar"
"NASA was planning on building a restaurant on the moon They cancelled because they figured it wouldn't have any atmosphere."
"I'm working on organizing a circlejerk. It's coming together."
"My psychiatrist says I have revenge issues... I'll show him."
"it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like ""just as i suspected guys. it's shit."""
"Any bar is a karaoke bar if you're drunk enough."
"I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."