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Joke of the Day
"A man returns to his chiropractor ""Back again?"""
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"If you ever feel sad and blue, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a fat kid who just dropped his ice-cream."
"Clock Joke Very Funny Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."
"Can't wait to walk down the aisle. The frozen food aisle. Marry me, ice cream."
"A man and his buddy walk out of a bar and see a dog licking himself... One looks to the other and says, ""I wish I could do that!"". His buddy looks at him and says, ""He would probably bite you""."
"if you can cow boy lasso something inside a store and pull it outside to where you are you get it for free"
"What's brown, green and fuzzy and if it fell from s tree it would kill you? A pool table..."
"How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs? Over-Yeezy. ^forgive ^me"
"I just find that blunt pencils are so... ... pointless I'll find my own way out"
"Can putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"