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Joke of the Day
"Dear neighbors, I am not killing my child. I'm washing her hair. Only she sees it the other way."
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"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."
"Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now."
"""I love it when you call me Big Papa."" -obese Dad who's comfortable in his own skin to his child"
"My friend told me he has developed a lung disease... I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can."
"Isn't giving fellatio... ...Just a taste of what's to come?"
"#BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at!"
"A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?"
"(sure hope reddit doesn't hate racist jokes) What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I'd miss six million dollars!"
"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"