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Joke of the Day

"psychology joke How many psycho analyists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, provided the light bulb is ready to change."

"Playing with Silly Putty is like chewing gum for your hands."

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? Gil."

"264 students died in a school fire... in Beijing earlier today. The most tragic thing was they all got out safely, ran around the building, and then ran back inside."

"How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it."

"Q: What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months? A: An Apple turnover."

"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."

"Some pigs are born with two vaginas. It's true, ask your mom."

"Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : ""Nein, Eleven."""

"Thank you to the brave tree who sacrificed its life so that I could have this giant receipt from CVS for purchasing a pack of Dentyne Ice."