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Joke of the Day

"psychology joke How many psycho analyists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, provided the light bulb is ready to change."

"What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat stink and be merry!"

"I'm a die hard Bruce Willis fan."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero."

"How do mathematicians solve constipation? They just work it out with a pencil!"

"What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex? Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!"

"A women can only run as fast as her boobs will allow her."

"Woops! Accidentally hit ""reply all"" when I only meant to tell one co-worker to kill himself."

"What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? a force of habit"

"Your vaginas PH is so messed up... That you orgasm acid rain."