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Joke of the Day
"Royal flushes aren't very common. The Queen's homes must stink."
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"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."
"Why shouldn't you take away a hobos shit? It might be his lunch."
"i told this girl at the bar that im kinda popular on twitter and she sighed for 17 minutes straight the bartender timed it"
"Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"
"N F L THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS CONSIDERING EXPANDING NEXT YEAR BY ADDING A PRISON TEAM"
"My Ex-Wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"
"Wait, so pooping on the entire rim of a toilet, closing the seat over it, and calling it a ""Devil's Oreo"" ISN'T a thing?"
"Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane? He usually flies twice as high."
"My neighbor crashed her car while listening to Adele. She went rolling in the Jeep"