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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? a force of habit"
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"I broke into and robbed a large shop in Ireland last week. I nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits, so I escaped through the entrance."
"""They are more afraid of you than you are of them."" -people who know even less about me than they do about bears"
"I entered my 10 best puns into a joke competition, hoping they'd win ... No pun in ten did"
"Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions."
"Why is the number of black priests so small? Most of them run away after being called father once or twice"
"If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear."
"Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago."
"What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!"
"What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN? Saddest joke ever."