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Joke of the Day

"What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex? Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!"

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like to invite you to play Candy Crush."

"Tits man or arse man? ""Tits man or arse man?"" I was asked. I really should have got in there earlier when they were giving out super hero names."

"What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack? Jeez-its"

"Niantic's customer support minor text fixes Edit: The title **is** the joke."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? If you slap the mosquito it stops sucking"

"Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas? Slanta Claus."

"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"Tomorrow I'm going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence"

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile!"