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Joke of the Day

"What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex? Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!"

"Al-gebra is a mysterious organization. There are lots of unknowns..."

"I like my women like I like my games.. ..pay to play."

"Oh, topical reference. You sure are about something."

"Why are feet so funny? Because they're ""heel areas"" ... I'll show myself out"

"Question about a song: Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?"

"""Doctor, how bad is it?"" ""I mean, you're just not a great singer. I don't know why you needed a doctor to confirm for you, but there it is."""

"Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks"

"BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]"

"What is the date in Germany/Brasil today? 7-1. (world cup)"