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Joke of the Day
"Woops! Accidentally hit ""reply all"" when I only meant to tell one co-worker to kill himself."
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"How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"
"My dog crosses her paws regally while lying on the floor, like she didn't just eat the contents of the bathroom trash can."
"What's worse that burning the turkey on thanksgiving? Being a starving African Child."
"reflection on human being in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those"
"What's a candidates favorite instrument? Trump-et"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."
"What do you call a skeleton that been in the snow all night A numbscull"
"Do babies know they're stupid?"
"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."