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Joke of the Day

"Your vaginas PH is so messed up... That you orgasm acid rain."

"In awkward situations I'll sometimes break out my braille version of Calvin and Hobbes. You know - comic relief."

"Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin"

"What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !"

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ...... Then I thought look who's telling me that.. "

"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today."

"I wanted to make a joke about quantum physics, but I wasn't sure if I should. So I did and didn't."

"ME:*lying*omg i have an identical twin too DATE:wow we should all meet up [cut to us at a house of mirrors] DATE: your brother is quiet"

"SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake."