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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero."
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"Molly and Shannon are sisters born on the same day of the same year, same mother, same hospital. But Molly is 7 years older than Shannon. How is this possible? Shannon died in a car accident."
"A Pentium processor engineer is counting visitors to a bar He's counted 12.000000000057249999 patrons so far."
"My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. Now he's a post man"
"Why do Americans hate sunlight? Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow."
"Note to self: I am a note"
"I thought about doing stand up comedy, then I sat back down again."
"What's an advantage of being Swiss? The flag is a big plus."
"Santiago Munez : from Newcastle utd to Real madrid Movie : Goal Rafa benitez : Real madrid to Newcastle Utd Movie: Own goal"
"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"