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Joke of the Day

"What do mathematics and environmental beat mixers have in common? Al Gore rythyms"

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it."

"How can you tell that a politician lies? His lips are moving"

"If I could go back to my childhood with the knowledge I have today, I'd probably earn the nickname 'little pervert'."

"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"

"How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh don't worry, they'll let you know."

"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken 'came' in another box!"

"Lady, you misunderstood. When I asked if you would have my kids I didn't mean sex and babies. I meant take the ones I already have."

"I love you, too because I love you less than three <3"

"It's like these people that have to shop at Goodwill don't even realize how lucky and trendy they are!"