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Joke of the Day

"I love you, too because I love you less than three <3"

"Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says ""Hashtag 301."" Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs."

"Fun fact for you... 5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios..."

"If the tv show ""Cops"" has taught me anything, it's to stay away from ppl with blurry faces. They always cause trouble."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped police custody? Be on the lookout for a small medium at large."

"What do you call the next generation of motherboard? A daughterboard."

"*a tree branch bursts into a bank with a gun* ""THIS IS A STICK UP"" *everyone laughs* ""GUYS IM SERIOUS"" *more laughter* ""DAMN IT"" *leaves*"

"Why did Hitler not mind being on the naughty list? He needed more coal anyway."

"So embarrassing when the door's marked PUSH & you spend 5 minutes shattering all the glass"

"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist"