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Joke of the Day

"Lady, you misunderstood. When I asked if you would have my kids I didn't mean sex and babies. I meant take the ones I already have."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"

"Best one I know, and quite apt this time of year! :D Americans think they have Freedom!"

"""You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! ...Only Kidding! Welcome to Red Lobster, party of 2?"""

"sometimes when I finish eating a bag of microwave popcorn I try to eat a couple unpopped kernels just to convince myself it's really over"

"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."

"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."

"Why was the blonde upset when she got her Drivers License? Because she got an F in sex."

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"

"What's the difference between a priest and a beard One comes on your face before your 13."