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Joke of the Day
"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"
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"What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research."
"DATING TIP: Surprise your date! Show up a day early."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants The bartender ask, ""Doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says,""Arrrgh, it's driving me nuts"""
"support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas"
"A swimmer and a shark walk into a dive bar They had a great time. Fin."
"Interns think of God residents pray to God doctors talk to God nurses ARE God."
"I'd quit drinking if the lime wedge on my vodka soda wasn't the only thing keeping me from getting scurvy."
"Lifehack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, ""Now thats-a spicy meatball!"" people will learn not to ask you things."
"As a kid I was forced to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog"