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Joke of the Day

"If I could go back to my childhood with the knowledge I have today, I'd probably earn the nickname 'little pervert'."

"How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes? None."

"The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can't."

"It sucks when you get to work early but then shit for so long that your boss thinks you came in late. I need a ""I'm Here But Shitting"" sign."

"I tell all the girls I chat to that I last ages in bed. It sounds better than telling them I'm on the dole, and don't get up until lunchtime."

"Quick Joke # 3 Husband is praying before going to bed... Wife: What are you praying for? Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!"

"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder."

"What do you call a dog woth no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming"

"And then the God said: ""Noah, make a backup. I'm going to format"""

"to be Frank, i would have to change my name."