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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken 'came' in another box!"
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"Somebody should open an arcade called The Jungle, and hire Axl Rose to welcome the customers."
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with double D breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
"Who won the first tour de France? The 7th German Panzer Division"
"You guys wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."
"In the morning, I woke up on the floor next to my bed. I must have fell asleep."
"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Stick a nipple on it."
"Do you know how many people were gored in Spain during the running of the bulls? Same as last year: Not enough"
"""It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!"" - gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker"