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Joke of the Day
"How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh don't worry, they'll let you know."
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"4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible... Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!"
"My friend says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We'll just see about that..."
"I was fired from the M&Ms factory because I threw out all the W's"
"Idea: Netflix, but for pancakes. Or Blockbuster By Mail for pancakes. Even Omaha Steaks for pancak...look, my point is: mail-order pancakes."
"At what age did Hitler's uncle try to molest him at? When he was nein."
"What's the difference between a singing bird and a bad prostitute? One's a happy crow."
"*gives your eulogy after inhaling helium*"
"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""
"Many people think the Romans invented Vaseline That was ancient grease"