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Joke of the Day
"An inverse exorcism... When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy."
Next Joke
"I'm proud of this groaner, even if it gets downvoted more than a duck winning an election."
"I got pretty cool moves while dancing... But they say, so do people with parkinsons."
"""Bear with me"" -A Russian bear trainer"
"I don't think I will ever find a stable job... Because quite honestly I'm very uncomfortable around horses"
"EVERY SENTIENT & NON-SENTIENT CONGLOMERATION OF MOLECULES ON THIS EARTH HAS A BF. WTF."
"My Grandma said I have the voice for the radio... And the face for it too."
"I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy."
"Why is workplace sex uncommon in local government? Because they are mostly relatives."
"This is a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Last I heard he was in a twelve step program. I'll see myself out."